Sunday, February 17, 2008

these things don`t work.

begging, bullying, boozing, bullshit and bribery.

hmmm. sounds like a regular saturday night to me.

the reason why men gravitate to such measures is that they`ve not been sensitive to or even aware of the signals they`ve been getting from the moment they arrived and don`t have strategies in place to take advantage of the positive signals they do get.

begging; the continued repitition of weak suggestions, inuendo or dumbass jokes in the hopes a girl will get turned on.

bullying; same as above but with sinister overtones.

boozing; false bravado leading to the two above.

bullshit; self-explanatory. women have very sensitive bullshit detectors that are tripped the moment you start trying to impress, especially if combined with any of the other four in this list.

bribery; women love this one, and will absorb vast amounts of it, that will take on the appearance of an effective strategy when she sits across the table from you in an expensive restaurant or the beach front of a top resort......

but she and everyone else around will know what awaits you.

the empty bank account.

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